Ah, let’s check in with Matthew Engelhart of notorious Cafe Gratitude via Reyhan Harmanci’s Café Gratitude Shutdown Prompts Jeers as Well as Tears:
“Do you know who Deepak Chopra is?” he asked, referring to the self-help guru, before quoting from correspondence with his daughter. “She said, ‘I don’t know what you guys are doing but the fact that there’s so much passion for you, one way or the other, means you’re doing something great.’”
All right, that’s your baseline. now a little substitution. Imagine Adolph Hitler said this:
“Do you know who Deepak Chopra is?” the Fuhrer asked, referring to the self-help guru, before quoting from correspondence with Eva Braun. “She said, ‘I don’t know what you guys are doing but the fact that there’s so much passion for you, one way or the other, means you’re doing something great.’”
You see how that works? Pissing people off by doing bad things means that you’re doing something great, somehow.
(Also, property is theft, meat is murder, Terces is “secret” spelled backwards(!), Operation Barbarossa is the opening of the L.A. branch of CG, and, most importantly, Soylent Green is people.)
And speaking of Soylent Green, here’s what “2 for 1 wheatgrass Wednesday” looks like:
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Good-bye, Cafe Gratitude restaurant chain.
You are… welcome, to leave any time you want.
(Also, if you all are so rich, why don’t you pay your bills and your employees, you deadbeats?)